NAME: Dave Wheeler
Only 2 people in my life call me Dave, my mother and my fiancé. My dad still calls me asshole.

D.O.B.: Sept/1979
Don’t bother sending me birthday wishes, it’s not that I don’t like my birthday, it’s fine, but I didn’t do anything. If you want to wish someone greetings on my birthday, call my mom… she did all the work.

ORIGIN:
My Fathers Nutsack
To quote Kevin Smith: “It started being surrounded by sperm, then finally; ESCAPE!”

TIME SPENT IN WINNIPEG: Since January 2003
Landed on the coldest day possible, but it’s cool. I grew up in Fort McMurray Alberta, I’m used to it.

PLACE OF RESIDENCE: Sunny St. James
Been there for 5 years, I went to Transcona once, I have no plans to return.

MARITAL STATUS: Soon to be hitched, June of 2012
If you landed a gem like I did, you’d do the same.

NEXT OF KIN: Son, Angus, Born Aug 2011
Yes, I named my son Angus, this is not a joke.

VISION:
Left eye: 14/10
Right eye: 0/10
Got a hockey puck to the eye that left me half blind, yes it’s my real eye, it’s not glass.

INTERESTS:
Fantasy Football
Beer League Hockey
Movies
Sleeping

FAVORITE PEOPLE:
Dave Grohl
My Brother

EMPOYMENT:
Power 97 2003 - Pres
Winnipeg Blue Bombers 2003-2011
Manitoba Moose 2004-2011
Winnipeg Jets 2011 – Pres
Winnipeg Sun 2009 – Pres
American Comedy Network 2005-Pres