HOMETOWN: Transcona (AKA: Trashcona, Scona, T-Cona and T-Town)

MARITIAL STATUS: She's taller and better looking than me. Marrying-up rules.

RELIGION: The Montreal Canadiens

HOBBIES: Beer League hockey, slo-pitch, office pools and watching any form of sports.

ADDICTIONS: Coffee, meat, sports and office pools

FAVORITE MOVIES: Lonely Nurses 24, MILF Cruiser 14, Country Comfort, Blonde and Curious 8, Naughty Teachers 12

MY WIFE APPROVED "LIST": Katy Perry, Brooklyn Decker, Natalie Portman, Rachel McAdams

THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE: A pint on a patio, the days 1st coffee, NFL Sundays, a live sporting event, a live band at a packed venue, the changing of the seasons, 1st round of the NHL playoffs, the smell of a hockey rink, my soon-to-be first child, the sun dress

THINGS I COULD LIVE WITHOUT: The Toronto Maple Leafs, Saskatchewan Roughriders, Dallas Cowboys, Winter after Jan 1st, people who don't wave when you let them into traffic, bar star douche bags, Sarah Palin, Chris Pronger, Gary Bettman, Pierre McGuire, Brett Favre