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Hey! Reporters! Leave That Judge Alone!
 Posted 9/2/2010 3:50:00 PM
Man, it seems like anotha day - anotha sex scandal – but this one’s right here in MB! Damn!
You heard about this whole judge thang – and the dude that is suin’ for $67 million dollars in damages? It’s a pretty convoluted tale to be honest and the fact that it ever become a news story is mutha!@#$in’ shameless. Damn!
Seriously, this mutha!@#$a that’s suin’ was sent nekkid pictures o’ this judge – without her knowin' – by the woman’s husband. Woman didn’t know nothin’ ‘bout what her husband done…he sent the pictures on his own.
Now there was some kinda settlement back in 2003 where the dude suin’ got $25,000 and was told to destroy the pictures. He got the cash and he didn’t destroy the pictures.
Does anyone give a $!@# about this prick? NO.
Is this judge’s career !@#$ed because o’ somethin’ she had no control ...
Cougar Town
Posted 8/31/2010 10:30:00 AM
Well I can’t imagine it’s any good – but Courtney Cox got a new show these days called, “Cougar Town”. And on the season premiere coming up on September 22nd – her old “friend”, Jennifer Anniston gonna make a appearance. Damn!
Now THAT’S a sammich ol‘ Leroy would be quite happy bein’ in the middle o’!
Courtney. Jennifer. My slices o’ Wunnerbread. Let me innerduce you to yo’ sammich meat – Leroy Gold.
Sliced not shaved, ladies. Ol‘ Leroy don’t believe in the manscapin’.
DAMN!
Levi Johnston + WTF Ever Happened to TLC???
Posted 8/29/2010 9:00:00 AM
As if Rod Bjagojevich did already make enough of a mockery of the American political system – it’s about to be dealt anotha death blow, this time courtesy o’ Sarah Palin’s grandbaby-daddy. Damn!
That’s right Playgirl model, two-timin’ philanderer and all-round douchebag, Levi Johnston has registered to run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Damn!
And it gets better – he’s doin’ it fo‘ some new reality show.!
Man, mutha!@#$in‘ reality shows.
Now, if you’re a young person you probly don’t unnerstand folks like me bitchin’ ’bout reality shows cuz you’ve never lived in a world without them.
Trust me kiddies – it was glorious. In fact I remember when TLC actually had good shows. Nowadays it’s the mutha!@#$in’ freakshow channel. If you wanna see scabby methheads, deranged packrats, folks wit’ blocks on their pedals or women that like to spawn like salmon, TLC’s your bag, baby.
Damn!
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