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Gimme a "F", Pat Martin!
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11/17/2011 4:24:00 PM
So MB MP Pat Martin turned the Twittersphere blue wit’ a outburst this week, huh? Damn!
Dude dropped a couple F-bombs after bein‘ upset that the Conservatives voted down further debate on the budget.
Now I can’t say as I blame him and it probly don’t come as a surprise to y’all that bad words don’t offend me too much. Hell, I find it refreshin‘ to hear ‘bout a politician speakin‘ his mind and not towin‘ party lines like some mutha!@#$in’ zombie, know what I’m sayin’? Show us you got a pulse and care ‘bout more than just yo’ cushy-ass pension.
I’m guessin‘ a lot of Pat’s frustration comes from the fact that the average Canadian don’t give flyin‘ !@#$ 'bout the political process anyhow, so cats like Stephen Harper get away with pretty much whatever they want and nobody bats a mutha!@#$in’ eyelid. If our voter ...
New Budweiser Jets Beer
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10/17/2011 12:06:00 PM
So friends, you hear that Budweiser’s gonna brew up a special beer to welcome the return o‘ the NHL to Winnipeg? Damn!
Straight up, Bud placed vessels of water around Downtown Winnipeg recently, gittin‘ fans to “bless it” before it gits made into special commemorative brew.
Now I didn’t see none o‘ these thangs myself but I trust these vessels were indeed sealed.
Knowin‘ Budweiser, and our downtown, the end product might not only taste like piss - it might actually contain it.
DAMN!
Occupy $#!@
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10/14/2011 3:28:00 PM
Well friends, it looks like this Occupy $!@# movement is hittin’ Canada this weekend. Damn!
Occupy Wall Street becomes Occupy Bay Street in Toronto tomorrow and we got some gatherin’s here in Winnipeg, too. Technically it was possible to occupy Wall Street here in the River City but it’s pretty pointless cuz it’s mostly industrial $#!@…and a new Long & McQuade. Damn!
Now I can unnerstand folks bein’ upset wit’ the rich gittin’ richer and the poor gittin’ poorer but I’ll be !@#$ed if I’m gonna protest $#!@ I know nothin’ ‘bout. Not sayin’ everybody that gits involved in this jive is a clueless mutha!@#$a but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out most are.
Not sayin’ there ain’t lots o’ scumbags out there takin‘ advantage o’ the system as it stands, but you wanna help keep the rich from gittin’ richer at your espense? Then ...
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