Time for some more Leroy's Driver's Education people, and more rappin' 'bout pedestrians, specifically school and playground areas.

You gotta be especially careful around schools and playgrounds because kids is idiots. These scatter-brained little $!@#s is too caught up with chasin' butterflies or pretendin' to be Sidney Crosby o' some $!@# to have any interest in what some stupid car is doin'. It's illegal to pass another movin' vehicle in a school area within 15 minutes of either the start or end o the school day. Besides, little Johnny mighta seen somethin' shiny and be tryna chase it o' somethin'.

Also, watch fo' school safety patrols because they indicate that there's kids nearby. If these safety patrols is school-aged children also, don't espect them to have the faintest mutha!@#$in' clue what they're doin' . You seen some o' these kids?? Oblivious to the world around them, wavin' them flags around ...

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