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Assho' At Timmy Ho's!
Posted 5/8/2008 12:00:00 AM
Well friends, I’m sho‘ you heard about this one today. I’m guessin’ there is one red-faced Tim Horton’ manager out there right now. Damn!

If you missed it – here’s what happened. A woman named Nicole Lilliman was fired from a Tim Horton’s in London, ON on Wednseday fo’ givin’ the kid of a regalar customer a free Timbit. Seriously. Damn! 19 mutha!@#$in’ cents a Timbit costs. To make one? I’m guessin’ a nickel, tops.

When the owner o‘ the location found out what happened he offered the woman her job back and chalked the firin’ up to a overzealous manager.

Let’s rap on overzealous managers fo’ a moment, shall we? You ever work fo’ one o’ these d*ckless !@#$s before? Unbelievable! These retail-type managers almost always fit the same profile. Completely...

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31 Mutha!@#$in' Flava's!
Posted 5/8/2008 12:00:00 AM
A sad day my friends when it comes to lookin‘ back on some fond childhood memories.  One of the co-founders of the Baskin-Robbins ice cream store chain has died.
 
Irvine Robbins was 90 years old and died at his home in Rancho Mirage, California after a long illness.  That’s a damn shame.
 

Rememba eatin‘ ice cream from Baskin-Robbins back in the day?  31 mutha!@#$in’ flava's, that’s a solid array o’ tasty ice cream goodness, know what I’m sayin’?  Pralines 'n Cream, Daiquiri Ice, Pink Bubblegum, all kinda yummy summertime treats.


Man, it truly is a shame, but I hope they don’t go ahead wit’ some k...

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Flushin' Yo' Tax Dollahs!
Posted 5/6/2008 12:00:00 AM

So my friends, did y’all git yo‘ taxes filed before the deadline there last week?  Apparently if you use the E-file jive you gots until tomorrow night to file cuzza the troubles they was haivin’ wit’ the system.  Well you gots until tomorrow night so long as you don’t owe THEM money.  Funny how that is, know what I’m sayin’?  If Revenue Canada owes you money you can take yo‘ own sweet-ass time filin’ that $!@#.


You wanna know how Revenue Canada files their $!@#?  In a $45,000 bathroom!  That we helped ‘em buy!  Damn!
 

Documents obtained by the Toronto Star newspaper shows that the Canada Revenue Agency had more than $40,000 spent on a new washroom in the office o’ William Baker.  Who the !@#$ is Bill you aks?  Well he’s the commissioner o’...


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