We all know the song ‘Closing Time’ by Semisonic. If you don’t, it’s super catchy. The song came out in the 90s, but it’s back in the news today!
A woman in Oregon called the cops on Saturday because there was a guy outside of her house who just wouldn’t stop whistling “Closing Time”. Forget calling the cops, why the hell was this guy outside her house for so long?
She told him to shut up, they got in a fight, and she then called the police…
This is the best part:
By the time they got to the house the guy was gone, but they were able to track him down because he was STILL whistling!
They gave him a stern talking to and told him to go home. he then walked away and continued whistling. Someone get this guy a friend or at least some concert tickets.
FUN FACT: Even though “Closing Time” sounds like it’s about a bar at last call, Semisonic recently admitted it was all a metaphor for childbirth. Woaaah.