It’s a well known fact that if you don’t want your bike to get stolen, just don’t bother even locking it up. What that means is that any bike that you put real value into shouldn’t be left alone even with a lock on it, because bike thieves will always find a way to get around even the heartiest of locks if the bike is worth it to them.
The idea is that you have your good bike for riding and recreation (that you never lock up), and you have a piece of garbage for commuting and errands (you can lock this one up). But what if you don’t have the room for two bikes? What if you really like that shiny new bike that costs more than your first vehicle and you want to show it off?
You’re in luck!! There’s a new bike lock on the market called Skunklock, that releases terrible gasses that will apparently make would be thieves (and anyone in the surrounding area?) vomit uncontrollably when it’s tampered with.
Do you really want some strangers barf all over your bike when you come back to it from your grocery shopping trip? I see a strong future with drunk fratboys challenging each other at parties. No wait…I’ve got it…the newest internet craze sweeping the world…The Skunklock Challenge!!!