This has gotta be one of the best stories to pop up in a long time…
A 43-year-old guy named Michael Orchard from New York saw his chance to be a hero and he took it.
His neighbours house was on fire and the dog was trapped inside the house. So this guy did what most heroic humans would do: He drove his car through their fence, kicked in the door, ran inside, grabbed the dog, and managed to escape without even a scratch!
How you may ask? Well, the house wasn’t on fire. Like, not at all. Nothing was wrong.
Turns out, our good pal Michael was on a mix of LSD and cough syrup, and he was hallucinating.
So basically, he just destroyed his neighbor’s fence and door and kidnapped their dog for no reason.
He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief, which seems fair…