OK, get ready to hear about one of the most ridiculous things ever. Microsoft and Apple have (apparently) joined forces to create a microchip that can tell when you or your partner is cheating.
This would be the new way of telling if someone is ‘whipped’. Or if they’re in the weirdest, least-trusting relationship ever. Sure, there’s a good chance it’s fake. But for now let’s just enjoy the possibility of it being real.