I know, the headline is bizarre, but it’s actually a thing a woman did.
You’re probably thinking there has to be some sort of special reason he’s being breastfed, but there’s not. It’s just WEIRD.
Jennifer hasn’t had a baby in about 20 years, but she was recently reading about something called Adult Breastfeeding Relationships, and she loved the idea.
“When I read about the bond breastfeeding could create between two people, I was envious. I have always enjoyed my breasts being touched during sex more than anything else, so I knew I would enjoy it.”
OK lady, relax…
So she reached out to her ex-boyfriend, a 36-year-old guy named Brad, and he was into it. Why did these two ever break up? They’re clearly meant to be!
So they got back together and she quit her job to nurse him every two hours. And yes, she has to do it that often to trick her body into letting her milk flow again. Does this guy not have a job? The whole situation is very strange…